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From Venezuela
Con Amor Venezuelan actress Carol Borjas thwarts our efforts to solve an ancient South American mystery It was your typical smoggy day in Los Angeles. I was sitting in the offices of Open Your Eyes poring over the evidence of a less-than-challenging case: proving that Ricky Martin is gay. Thats when a top-secret assignment landed on my desk. My missionwhich I gladly acceptedwas to solve The Great Venezuelan Mystery. Not sure what Im talking about? Well it doesnt surprise me. Its one of the CIAs most heavily-guarded secretos, cleverly referred to as Operation Babes Under Wrap. Still not sure what
Im talking about? Well I dont want to be too obvious because
our intelligence indicates there are several Open Your Eyes subscribers
at CIA headquarters. Im not sure if theyre double agents or
just have Latina fever, but I digress..
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Have you ever wondered
why so many of the worlds most beautiful women come from Venezuela?
Venezuela is a relatively small country you knowits population roughly
the same as Iraqs. Dont you find it suspicious that so many
of Venezuelas women go on to international fame and stardom? They
seem to scoop up beauty pageant titles the way Kenyans scoop up marathon
victories. Could it be something
in the water? Perhaps some superhuman Amazonian gene-splicing experiment?
I decided to get to the bottom of this conundrum by going straight to
the source of this mystery. That would mean identifying, interrogating
(and hopefully frisking) a Venezuelan bellisima. My target: actress Carol
Borjas. Little did I know
what I was getting into. It was obvious shed done this before. I
was like putty in her soft, loving hands. I meant to question her long
and hard about her CIA contacts
but I never made it that far. Before
I knew it, she had turned me into a willing tool of her own objectives.
I became nothing more than her publicity puppet. I awoke the next day
with only foggy memories of her interrogation, and all I was
left with is the interview that follows...and if youre still reading
this, be careful. This magazine may self-destruct in 30 seconds. Youre from
Venezuela. Tell us one interesting fact most people dont know about
your home country. What projects have
you worked on recently? What would you
say is the best thing about living in Venezuela? What kind of reaction
do you get from people here in the U.S. when you tell them youre
from Venezuela? Does that mean
that the streets of Venezuela are filled with beautiful women? Why do you think
that is? Or
I dont
know
maybe its because we are known for having all these Miss
Universes. Going out for the Miss Venezuela pageant is the biggest event
that a model can participate in. People go to school for that. Its
a huge deal. You made Venezuelas
national rhythm gymnastics team. How long were you on the national team
and what were some of your biggest competitions?
Was there one country
that you loved to beat? So how did you
do in the world of gymnastics? Have any of your
boyfriends ever asked you to perform one of your gymnastics routines for
them? Can you blame them?
Um
not that I think like them, but are you still pretty flexible? Wow! Just out of
curiosity, does that mean you can put your legs behind your head? With all you had
going for you in your athletic and dancing career in Venezuela, what brought
you to the U.S.? So what happened,
why didnt you end up with that guy? Any tips for those
of us who suck at salsa dancing? What would you
do if the guy youre dancing with stepped really hard on your toe?
Is it true that
good dancers are better in bed? Does that mean
your boyfriend has to be a good dancer?
Whats the
wildest thing a guy has done to get your attention? So did you slap
him or hang out with him? What kind of things
do you do to get a guys attention or let him know youre interested? How do you distinguish
between an honest guy and a player? You have been in
music videos with artists like P Diddy, Will Smith, LL Cool J, and Snoop
Dogg, to name a few. Which of these guys would you say is the smoothest? Who else have you
enjoyed working with? What other things
give you a big rush? Has anything embarrassing
ever happened to you while performing? What words of advice
do you have for our readers?
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