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DOCTOR DINERO: MONEY FOR NOTHING AND CHICKS FOR FREE
 
 

 

 

If you’ve ever seen a really ugly dude with a hot looking chick, you probably asked yourself, “Why!?” Well, I can guarantee you that she wasn’t with the guy because of his personality. More than likely that mamacita was with him for one reason: MONEY. If you’re like most guys, you probably don’t have hordes of women throwing themselves at you. You have to work at it, and what better way to work at it than to build your financial wealth. It’s like killing two birds with one stone. You make money AND create something that will attract the ladies. And don’t give me any crap about wanting a gal that likes you for your personality. If you really feel that way then you should be reading Oprah’s magazine. Just remember that the truth will set you free.

 
             
 

Doctor Dinero’s Three Steps to Money and Chicks
1. Focus on your unique abilities. One of the major reasons most people don’t ever make a lot of money is because they try to do too much. Thus, they never become great at anything. Find what you are great at and love doing. Most people don’t understand the previous sentence, so let me explain it. Some people are great at doing something, but they don’t love it. I have a friend who is absolutely the best at fixing cars. I mean whenever my friends can’t get their cars fixed at their mechanic’s, they always go to Ralph and he always figures out what the problem is. He’s awesome at it. Unfortunately, he hates it. He loves to create and build things, not fix them. He tried to open up an auto repair shop several years ago and he failed miserably. Now let’s take a look at the opposite: someone who loves what they do, but isn’t great at doing whatever that is. Do you remember Michael Jordan a few years ago when he left basketball? He said that he always loved baseball and wanted to try out for a professional team. How well did he succeed? He loved baseball, but wasn’t great at it. Thus, he never made it to the pros. Focus on your greatness and the money will follow. Guaranteed.

2. Find someone who is financially successful in the career that you love and make him or her your role model. Remember that no one can ever teach you what they have not done. Have you ever had a parent, family member, or friend tell you how to be successful at something even though they themselves have never achieved that goal? I have. It happens all the time. I recently had an owner of an insurance company tell me how I can make millions, yet when I recently did his tax return, I learned that he didn’t have two nickels to rub together. Have you ever had a compadre tell you how much money he is making in some multi-level marketing scheme and that you should join in with him? Tell him to show you his tax return first.

3. Make time to think first and act second. I will tell you that no one becomes rich a lo pendejo. You have to think about what you are doing and why. Most people just do things without thinking. When was the last time you really thought about how to make your job better? When you take time to think about what you are doing, you can instantly improve what you do and immediately create more value. It’s all about value baby. The more value you provide to your boss, or clients, the more money you are going to make. Remember there is little competition if you think. As my dad has always told me: “Thinking is hard work, that is why so few people do it.”

Let’s get real. If you are a good-looking Rico Suave type, you may not have a problem lining up the girls. The rest of us mere mortals have to rely on other assets. In other words, we have to impress them with dinero. Beautiful muchachas are a great motivator to make lots of money!

 

 
 

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